J or Not J?

user submitted pictureWow, we never know what subject will take off in a blog discussion. Apparently, ALF really lights y’all’s fire (you, and the poor souls in Croatia who don’t have DirectTV and have a choice between ALF and the farm report.) We thought our fat-nosed friend was long gone back to Planet Melmac, where he’d be earning a nice living running a pocket lint factory bought with his royalties. But it seems he’s still playing the Hollywood game, that fame slut, hosting his own talk show with Ed McMahon as his sidekick.
But the question remains: Is ALF Jewish? Ophira Edut (of Adios, Barbie fame) has an answer, but not a definitive one. We’d hate to out him as J and then receive a nasty letter from his agent detailing his dedication to Santeria. Guess we’ll have to wait ’til we find a paparazzi snap of him lunching at Ivy wearing his red string…

4 thoughts on “J or Not J?

  1. He looks more like Jerry Stiller with those ears. He can pass for an MOT, we just need snapshots of Alf socializing with Maddonester and Britney!

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