We can’t figure out when Tattoo Jew, a documentary- *ahem* – exposing the cultural paradoxes of inked Jews gets released, but we’ll keep you posted. Meanwhile, who out there has been under the needle? One of Jmerica’s staffers has a Star of David etched for eternity on her back; her mother almost fainted when she saw it for the first time. Now Mom’s just grateful it ain’t a bullring.