Jmerica is everywhere these days, but our Los Angeles and South Beach staff members are particularly well-situated to spot some J celebrities here and there. Yes, we know it’s not news, but we’re blogging it anyway- cuz we feel like it.
While trying on some jeans in the spankin’ new G-Star store on Melrose in L.A., we looked over to see tall and famous Jew Jeff Goldblum. He complained to the clerk that he was wearing his only pair of jeans. He was with some smokin’ hot 6-foot blond (? shiksa) who helped him pick out a fly pair. Now he has two. You heard it here.
JGold is a big friggin dude. How did that happen?
Dude, if I could get away with rockin that pose in all my pictures, I totally wood. Dude’s an effin stud.
He’s a duck!
If his pants could talk, they would have stories t tell! WOW, it is good to be famous!