Under no circumstances do I find Nazi references funny, cute or appropriate, but sometimes people are just stupid.

For instance, I expect some dumbass politician to accuse his opponent of being “soft on Hitler” because he opposes the death penalty; the guy’s idiot campaign manager probably told him it was a good way to get the Jew vote.

And when Madonna tells reporters that her treatment as the world’s first cone-breasted Kabbalist is the same one she imagines she’d receive if she joined the Nazi party, I think that her publicist must have been in the bathroom.

But when a pair of 13-year-old blond, blue-eyed twins sings about the glory of the Führer and the superiority of the white race, there’s no mistake here. The Nazi twins, named Lynx and Lamb, were featured on an ABCnews clip today and their site claims they’ll be “crossing over to the mainstream alternative rock scene” any day now.

If their cutesy Aryan Olsen twins gig doesn’t work out for them, I’m sure they have a future in hate porn.

On a related note, Spanish authorities are hot on the tail of infamous Nazi “Dr. Death,” now a decrepit 91. Hope ol’ Simon W. is smiling from above.