We’ve been missing Luke Ford and his dissecting, no-holds-barred take on the Jewish world and beyond, so we stumbled around the ‘Net looking for his new blog home. Cripes. While we found his familiar horny ramblings interdispered with Orthodox references at LukeFord.net, we discovered a whole different world at LukeFord.com. No, we’re not going to link it because we don’t need the tsuris:
Y’all, it takes a lot to make us blush, and Luke’s sister site is scary, hardcore porn (and we mean the freaky, don’t-log-on-at-work-or-in-front-your-spouse type if sh*t.) In our little quest to track who we once thought was a highly respected Jewish blogger, we have found out much more about Luke Ford than we ever wanted to: not only is he a seasoned porn pimp, he only converted to Judaism a few years ago. His stepmother acknowledges he is probably a highly-functioning sufferer of multiple personality disorder but is not surprised that he has achieved much success in both the Jewish world and the porn scene:
“We feel very sorry for the Jewish community whom we know would not approve of what he is doing either. While being a commentator on the industry, he is also fascinated by it, somewhat involved in it, and supported by it.”
Wow. Another idol toppled. But hey, if he can reconcile Orthdoxy with foxxy, it’s his trip. But. Wow.