*tsk*tsk*tsk…Jewish actess Natasha Lyonne either forgot her appointment with a New York judge yesterday because she was too busy driving drunk through the streets or she just doesn’t care that a warrant has been issued for her arrest. The American Pie star was charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after “an unexplained fit of rage” (PMS? Hangover? Lost out on an audition to Natalie Portman?) last December when police said she went apesh*t in her neighbor’s apartment, ripped a mirror from the wall and threatened to sexually molest the neighbor’s dog.
C’mon, Natasha, get it together! Sure, lots of celebs recover their careers from the ashes of bad publicity, but do you really want to go down in the Hollywood annals as the girl who went to jail for attempted rape of a canine?