The Australian Jewish community is in an uproar now that Kraft Foods has discontinued its production of kosher Vegemite. Lovers of the yeasty sandwich spread have been hoarding the stuff madly, and as far we’re concerned they can have it. Vegemite is the most revolting substance created by man, made even more evil for its physical resemblance to chocolatey Nutella but actually tastes something like salty cat vomit. Obviously, it’s an acquired taste. Sorry, mates.
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It’s true- this stuff tastes and looks like it came out of someone’s ass.
a sad loss, you haven’t lived until you have had Vegimite on toast ‘soldiers’ dip into your soft boiled egg yolk. See what you tossed out with the tea into Boston Harbor!
I’ll make my own Vegimite, it’ll make a killing on the blackmarket. This will be a boon for Kosher Food investors.