MSNBC reports that Madonna, her husband, their two children and 4000 of her closest Kabbalist friends will celebrate Rosh Hashanah in Jerusalem this September, taking up three hotels and diverting the press corps from other, more serious news items. We’ll be enjoying apples and honey somewhere less holy, but we hope they’ll broadcast live if she performs her tefillin dance next to the Wall.
Someone needs to stop all this. Please. It’s gone too far.