Mike Wallace, the 86 year old reporter from the CBS show 60 Minutes was arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday. Apparently, his limo was double parked when he ran in to get a meatloaf (no word on if it was kosher). Upon returning, the cops were telling his driver to move, which apparently pissed him off to the point that the cops said he “lunged” at them. That got him taken to the pokey. We here at Jmerica hope we’re still that feisty at 86, but we would NEVER double park our limo.