Faced with the likelihood that stills from her nekkid scene in the upcoming movie “Closer” will make it to the tawdry files of many a young man’s hard drive in the coming weeks, Natalie Portman remains impassive.
Says our favorite Jewish princess: “Yeah, it’ll be nude celebrities dotcom. But that’s fine. I’m not scared. I’m brave.”
We’re sure some of our male readers have gone to scour the Web already, but we just can’t help thinking about her poor mother.
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
Jmerica will be included in my will.
I second that!
All I can say is WOW! Hey Jmerica are you getting those pics???
Please- more stories about my future wife.
Easy, pervs. What’re you four, in college? Maybe you should spend a little time in the dating area instead of fantasizing about the lovely Ms. Portman.
Ms. Portman. We love you!
Portman asked Mike Nichols ( the director) to cut the 2 second nude seen and he did. So keep your tongues in your mouths.