Normally, I’m kvelling all over the The Groggers, some very cute Jewish boys who manage to sound respectably punk rock while jumping around in their tzitit.

They caused quite a tsimmes with their single, “Get,” about a douchey husband who refuses to give his wife a divorce, and you’ve gotta have love for a song called “The Shidduch Hits the Fan.”

But what’s up with the new single “Jewcan Sam”?

Does this not seem weirdly self-hating? And am I understand that adorable Dougie ACTUALLY got a nose job and chronicled it here?

Maybe I’m just getting old because I don’t get it. At all.