Jack Black, such a shanda! You’ve probably made your mother cry on many occasions (especially for the cinematic turd Nacho Libre) but how do you think she felt when she saw the following quote from in the New York Post?

Part of the bar mitzvah is that you become a man supposedly at 13 years old. And as I was a man, I decided never to go to synagogue again.

So I guess we should assume you let your buddy Steve-O perform the bris on your son instead of a mohel.