Some blabbermouth at Chicago’s Peninsula Hotel Spa is spreading the rumor that Madonna won’t wipe her sweat with a towel unless it’s been washed in Kabbalah water. At $3.50 a bottle, we figure it costs about forty bucks for a load of laundry, which makes this story unlikely as well as ridiculous. But if the Peninsula was smart, they could make back their money plus hawking schmattes blessed not only with special water, but with celebrity shvitz. Now all we need is man on the inside so we get our cut!
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Madonna , Wow if you are reading my blog I think this photo of you is really something. You can be my shiksa any day of the week!
??? That’s an expensive practice. Keep it up and Kabbalah water alone will leave her bankrupt. What if she also doesnt eat fruits that werent washed in the K-water? We need to jump on this quick, start bottling K-water enmass and milk madona and those celebrity freaks for their money while the trend is hot!