Aaak! Jewschool posted this picture of The Reigning Princess of Skank, Christina Aguilera, from the latest issue of Elle magazine. It sure looks like the Hebrew letters “yud” and “bet” tattooed there on her forearm, but there’s nothing on the wires explaining their significance. Maybe she’s keeping her Kabbalistic tendencies quiet, perhaps afraid of a sh*tstorm similar to the reaction of Britney’s farchadat attempts to be a tattooed Jew. Maybe she was partying in bad neighborhood in Brooklyn, passed out and woke up with it on her arm, a la the urban legend about the tourist who wakes up without a kidney.
We’ll keep our ears open.
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
Always glad to have another member of the tribe some how someway, even if it is not a true jew and a want to be! Let them advertise us!