Came across Frum Dating Theory in the Jewish blogosphere, run by a guy named Mike who, “having experienced many failed relationships,” feels “fully qualified to provide critical analysis of the frum dating world, both shidduch and otherwise.”
We’re sorry the man can’t get a date, but sexual frusturation has made him damn funny. Some jewels:
“Make sure you choose your date locations and activities wisely. If the girl doesnt appreciate eating corn chips and slurpie in the 7-11 parking lot she’s probably a lesbian anyway.”
And:
“Determining ones own level of “hotness” is almost impossible for guys. For one, because most girls do not ask guys out, and, more importantly, girls are really only interested in money, so you never know what really draws them to the guy.”
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
Corn chips and a Slurpie used to take me further way back in high school. Now its dinner, champange and a big apartment just to get her warmed up… WARMED UP! Theres still no guarantees.
I completely agree with your comments about most girls these days only wanting a guy for their money and nothing else, that’s the way dating has been in Miami for a while now, unfortunately. I have had such bad experiences dating women in Miami, it’s time to start dating a (JAP) Jewish American Princess, can anyone recommend where to find my (jap)? Please help
Aventura has one of the highest populations of JAPs per capita than any where else i know.
I completely understand that Aventura has the most jap’s per capita, but are there any jap’s in Kendall, what types of single events are there for jewish singles in Miami? Has anyone had any luck with this new personals on jmerica?
So far Jmerica has helped out in the business networking part of my the site, some of the dating members on Jmerica seem to just be warming up the site and getting used the mail system and the invites and such. I’m planning on going to one of those nifty events they have in the Astor Hotel.