So it’s been demoted from galactic giant to measly “dwarf planet” status, but what’s the Jewish angle?
Symposium moderator David Holzel puts the question to a group of noted Jewish intellectuals, who actually come up with several angles. Which add up to a circle, or make their own orbit, or… something. Either way, Pluto’s one of us now.
Via Yudeline.
Pluto is Jewish?
LMAO!!!
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Adopting “Classic Planets,” astronomers feared, would lead to breaking the eight into two subgroups ~ “Classic Rock Planets” and “Classic Gas Giants” ~ and ultimately renaming the planets themselves ~
Mercury -> Creedence
Venus -> Clapton
Earth -> The Stones
Mars -> The Doors
and~
Jupiter -> Led Zeppelin
Saturn -> Supertramp
Uranus ->Queen
Neptune -> Styx
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Yeah, when I wrote it, I couldn’t decide if Neptune should be Styx or Rush.