Jewish rock icon and anti-role model Gene Simmons has signed on to teach a lucky group of innocent youngsters the ins and outs of rock n’ roll history, song composition and the art of performance in a new British reality show called “Rock School.” If this show is going to be of any use to these kids or its viewers, he’d better include onstage debauchery, backstage groupie ettiquette and how to bite the heads off rodents in the curriculum.
c/o our British brethren at Daily Jews.
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Let us Milk the whole Kiss thing and make it last as long as we can! When was the last Kiss album you ever heard?
This guy keeps a polaroid of every chick hes banged. I wonder how many were Jewish…
Gene’s gotta be on the top 10 list of Jews to be proud to claim (maybe a notch below Sandy Koufax).