The following item has the giddy brace-faced 14 year-old in me doing the white girl boogaloo: 80’s teen idols Corey Feldman and Corey Haim have a reality show in the works for the USA network. From Moviehole.net:

“The Coreys” picks up with Feldman living the comfortable suburban life with his wife Suzie and son, until circumstances bring his old pal Haim back into the picture. Episodes would follow Haim — single and the total opposite of Feldman — as he shakes life up for the Feldmans.

I just had the guilty pleasure of watching “The Lost Boys” at 2 o’clock in the morning (exactly how long is it supposed to adjust to a three-hour time change?) for perhaps the 11,000th time in my life. If the Coreys can match their wicked fast teen boy chemistry with some edgy post-rehab repartee, they’ll match any of the crap on TV, easy.