‘Aight, girl, and you know who you are, you craaaazy lady who trolls the Jewish dating sites looking the hottest hook-ups within 50 miles…these are for you.

God forbid you get into an accident wearing them and the shaygetz paramedic sees and thinks you’re easy. Oh, but wait — you are.

Bummer they don’t come in boxer briefs, nu?

From SlutShirts, which you should check out to see just how many categories you fall into…