From Aish’s Jewlarious.com:
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks. Mahmoud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.”
Bush says, “You know, Mahmoudy, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Mahmoud asks.
Bush replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”
A chuckle, nu? For some real belly laughs, go to Freerepublic.com for the captions that go with this photo.
I’ve heard this joke so many times that it has failed to strike me as “Jewlarious.”But that’s just me.
Unfortunately, Miss Kvetch, there is a dearth of real Jewlarity out there … got any good ones?
One…… singular sensation…