C’mon, you know your fingers are always twitching with the urge to play “Stairway to Heaven” (which may or may not have Jewish origins) on air guitar. Maybe you’ll never be Joey Ramone (may he rest in peace) but you can still be a Rock Star of David by donning this goodie from thatsjewtastic.com.

Bandana, roadies and groupies not included, but how’ bout a set of snazzy wristbands to catch all the shvitz you make while rockin’ out?