Delving further into the Jewish/Krispy Kreme connection: the organizers of a Jewish celebration trade show in Issaquah, WA (near Seattle, sounds like a nice place!) constructed a pyramid of donuts, roughly with the dimensions of a zaftig bride (5’3″ and yay wide), and pronounced it the world’s largest donut wedding cake. The Guinness Book of World Records has yet to deem it so, since no one’s ever had the chutzpah to try it, let alone actually serve it at their wedding. That could change, though: Donut cakes are cheap, kosher and finger lickin’ tasty. We can get over the tackiness of this new trend, as long as the groom doesn’t crush a Styrofoam coffee cup on the bima.