There’s a new doll in town, and she’s modest, intelligent and doesn’t dress like your mom a skanky Mission tranny with rabies.

Gali Girls are Jewish, ya see, and represent the kind of values Jewish parents can get behind, like kindness, respect and tzedakeh. As opposed to other dolls found in today’s toyboxes, which may (or, may not) lead to eating disorders, an affinity for cocaine and a stripping career.

Each Gali Girl comes with a Magen David bracelet for herself and her new owner and a 12-piece wooden Shabbat kit (instead of say, a mini-syringe and spoon) and there’s a line of corresponding books that showcase wholesome and appropriate adventures. The only drawback to these shaynah maideles is that they’re about three times as expensive as their slutty counterparts — but ya get what ya pay for, nu?

For a fabulous introduction to these little darlings, check out Shabot6000’s animated ad — it’s clever and cute without being cloying, as a nice Jewish girl should be. (I just noticed the Robot has linked to the Yenta — I’m quite honored.)