The charges brought against Winona Ryder for her 2001 kleptomaniacal shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue have been reduced from felonies to misdemeanors, as long as she keeps her fast fingers to herself for the duration of her probation. Now, what kind of message does this send to rich shoplifting brats? If you have enough money and don’t actually need to steal, the district attorney will do legal gymnastics to help you preserve your reputation? If you swiped a watch or two to feed your kids, though, you can bet your tuchis you’d be hung out to dry.