Nothing says “power player” like Moses kneeling at the burning bush around your neck.

Even if it’s casual Friday all week long at your job, there’s a few times a year you wear a tie (at least to synagogue; right, mensch?) and these from AncientTies.com are 100% silk, handpainted and a definite conversation starter. The company’s site is quite elegant, combining Biblical education with top-knotch marketing.

The ties come in holiday editions, so there’s no excuse not to dress like a grown-up next time your invited to dinner.

It’s finally happened; this site has featured every single slightly cool Jewish t-shirt available on the Internet. Next comes trying to fit all of them in this nifty yiddishkeit travel bag from Rabbi’s Daughters.

If there still room in this pocketbook to beat all pocketbooks (c’mon, doesn’t your bubbie call it a “pocketbook” instead of a purse?), I might have to broaden the category include all schmatas (rags), tsotchkes (little collectibles that collect dust) and chozzerai (crappy little collectibles that collect dust)!

Dude, I know this sooo 5765, but the idea’s right on, yo. From LetThereBeTees.com.

Easy fast to y’all….

Just in case you were worried about repenting this year.
From Ohiso.com.

How cute would it be to see this on a sleepy little pisher Monday night?
From LetThereBeTees.com. Does not (and should not) come in adult sizes.

Gwen Stefani says she ain’t one, but she doesn’t know what she’s missing. Another from Shalomstar.com.

The High Holidays are coming…you are feeling deeply interested in Torah and tradition…you are looking forward to communing with other Jews…you will keep the fast this year…
From ShalomStar.com…you feel like breaking out the mogen david necklace…you want to wear exclusively Jewish t-shirts…

Deep in the heart of Texas, the Lone Star Jews are organizing. Can you hear the hoofbeats? From LoneStarofDavid.com.

Creationists: Take yer fish and shove it. Available for all rational beings here.
(For an interesting conversation on the literal versus metaphorical interpretations of how G*d created the world in seven days, check out this lengthy post at Jewlicious.)

This week’s T-shirt is actually a bib for your little mess maker courtesy of the good folks at Jewcy. Featuring this great new technological break-through know as Velcro, to keep your head aches to a minimum. Go ahead, we know you think it’s cute too!